"The only coin that does not care about your portfolio β just like Scratch."
Meet the mascot
Scratch isn't your average cute internet kitten. He's a sleep-deprived, chain-smoking survivor who has been staring at trading charts since the ancient crypto era of 2017. While other cats were busy chasing red laser dots, Scratch was chasing 100x green candles.
He survived the brutal bear markets, walked through the ashes of legendary crashes, and took more financial hits than your average wall street trader. Yet, here he is. Standing tall at The End of the chart, completely unfazed.
$CRATCH is not just a memecoin; it's a tribute to the ultimate degen spirit. It's for everyone who has stared at a screen at 4 AM, coffee in hand, watching a candle pump. No fake promises, no useless roadmaps. Just pure, unfiltered defiance.
Built on Solana. Fuelled by caffeine and despair. Scratch doesn't care about your portfolioβand neither should you.
Distribution
Simple Steps
Even Scratch managed to buy some. You can too. Just follow these steps:
Download Phantom from the App Store, Google Play, or as a browser extension. Free and takes 2 minutes.
Purchase Solana (SOL) on any exchange (Coinbase, Binance, Kraken) and send it to your Phantom wallet.
Click Buy on Pinksale, connect your Phantom wallet, and enter the amount you want to swap for $CRATCH.
Sit back, relax, and join the Telegram. Scratch will do the rest β or he will not. He does not care.
Transparency
Copy the official $CRATCH contract address below. Always verify before buying.
The Plan
Scratch scratched this out between naps. Subject to change based on vibes.